The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to shit brix

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All of aquaman's powers.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!