The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to die at will

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to learn only at school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!