The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to live.

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To pee standing up.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to see through air

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!