The power to control mealworms

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to grammar.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!