The Power to give this a thumbs up.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to die instantly

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!