the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to see through glass

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!