The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to have a V8

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The power to not get shit dick

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!