The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to die at will.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!