the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!