The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!