The power to become a llama.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Stop clapping

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The power to be a common person

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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to make asians smart

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!