The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to stop existing.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!