The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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the power to not have power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!