The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the power to shit out of your nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to dance really well

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to have a power.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!