The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!