The power to die at will

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!