The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to not exist.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!