The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The ability to vote

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!