The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Poop

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the power of shitting bricks

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The power to not exercise.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!