The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to watch grass grow

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Lactokinesis

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!