the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to smell the future

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!