the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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to make asians smart

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!