The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The Power to Combust

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the power to live until you die

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!