The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!