The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power of walking on land

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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to make asians smart

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!