the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!