The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to think of a funny power

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to see into the present

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!