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Are You A Zombie?

  • he power to eat youre self

  • the reason this isnt useful (or atleast if ur not wearing a space suit) is cuz u would still die from the pressure to hold u together

  • it should be "the power to breath, but only in space"

  • That's a ridiculously awesome super power. I think you're on the wrong site.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!