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Are You A Zombie?

  • he power to eat youre self

  • the reason this isnt useful (or atleast if ur not wearing a space suit) is cuz u would still die from the pressure to hold u together

  • That's a ridiculously awesome super power. I think you're on the wrong site.

  • Harnessing the and wield also control Spontaneous Human Combustion for Infinite Energy or Air the same goes Under Water or Speed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!