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Are You A Zombie?

  • The ability to shrink to the size of an atom but not be able to grow

  • This actually isn't that useful. It's the power to BE RIGHT, not the power to WIN THE ARGUMENT. You can be right and still lose the argument.

  • holy shit that would be god damn amazing.... i am in awe

  • That should be on the useful superpowers page.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!