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Are You A Zombie?

  • The power to de-sharpen pencils.

  • it would be great if your always .1% late at work

  • if this stacks, then its the motherfuucking shit

  • Depending on your luck this power could be good or bad. .1% past a car that would of hit you or .1% closer to a car that will now hit you.

  • The power to smell cheese from anywhere but can only eat it 4% of the time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!