The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style
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Are You A Zombie?
this would give you god status at a gothic club
It's called a sit-up
Not useful, but fun as hell
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!