the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to do nothing/

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!