The power to peel stickers

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!