You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Aweonao

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!