The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to be a human

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!