THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to write on this website

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to be blind

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!