the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to live.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Find Waldo

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!