The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!