Pointless Superpowers - Pointless Super Powers

The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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that is just ....... AWESOME they should make the door with his sidekick stupid wow
+51

could save you in rush hour
+44

Bribe someone to put a delay on a automatic door. Stay for a couple of days, opening them for others. Then, stop opening it for a few people randomly. Sit back and watch.
+38

Like a Jedi
+26

Technically that's not that bad

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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