The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    that is just ....... AWESOME they should make the door with his sidekick stupid wow

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    Bribe someone to put a delay on a automatic door. Stay for a couple of days, opening them for others. Then, stop opening it for a few people randomly. Sit back and watch.

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    Technically that's not that bad

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    Like a Jedi

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