The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to go into a coma

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to be bradley

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to hovertate

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The Power of cheese

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to never get spam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!