The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Black power

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be a human

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!