The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!