the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to breath through your skin.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the ability to become black.

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The power to ignore useful information

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!