power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to be stupid

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to eat your poop

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to die at will.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!