the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to repel women.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to fly while under water

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!