The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to turn food into shit

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make youself dumb

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to not have superpowers

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to read braile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!