The power to not do it.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to be french.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to be stupid

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!