The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to die

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!