the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to control sloths

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to get STD's

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!