The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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The power to smell the future

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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like this if your name is jack

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!