Pointless Superpowers - Pointless Super Powers

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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le pouvoir de parler français
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The power to think normally whilst in a lot of pain
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Well, given that this is tied into the fact that we are one of the only species on the planet that has a monthly reproductive cycle rather than a yearly one, which, in turn, gives us much greater lifestyle flexibility and has partially led to us being the dominant species on the the planet, yeah, PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME POWER.
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I wish I didn't have that superpower.
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the power to die every 1 second
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UHHHHH.... That's CAlled A Period (girl stuffs)
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the power to create a door but only when you are sleeping
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the power to kill yourself anytime you step
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The power to smell all farts anywhere in the multi-verse
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Also be a real bitch
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the power to die if your not near at least 20 flies
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how do you post your own?
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The power to make Pointless Superpowers.
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i have that power...
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The power to have exactly ten million dollars, but only when you would otherwise have more money than that.
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The power to make cupcakes .1 percent faster.
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Periods in a nutshell
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The power to poo from your mouth
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It would better that the smell of the sweat is feces
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That's not a superpower you idiot, all girls do that, google what a period is.
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how about being able to skip any ad but only 1 second before they are over
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The power to be able to be able to be invincible, but only if you are dead.
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you would maby die so ya cool
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the power to rearange the alphabet at will the way you see fit and add letters
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You mean a period?
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How do I post on this website?
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The power to go through ANYTHING....yep even the ground :/
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the power to be pro at call of duty, but only in offline
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there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon
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The power to summon a crossword puzzle whenever you watch a spongbob episode
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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that's called slitting your wrists periodically
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I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?
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The power To die AND LOOK AT MY CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LG2dh8MamvYjZCsxiHaAQ
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i have a new one:the power to see with your eyes closed.
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The power to fly in water
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The power of changing any money you want to use into monopoly money
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The power to fly above easily understand anything very easily, but not be able to remember it
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The power to completely miss the joke!
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The power to explode and reappear 24/7 nonstop.
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how do u post super powers
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The power to spontaneously turn into a potato
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The power of perfect eye-hand coordination but only when you're not touching anything.
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The power to get fatter every day.
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the power to spend hours staring at a computer screen looking for somthing to to when u could to something meaning other than wasting 15 seconds reading this sentence
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the power to be pointless
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The power to pop from your mouth
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the ability to kill by looking at people. but only on your relatives
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The power to walk!
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da powr to pitt onn otO corrct
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how can i write one?
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its called having your period
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the power to fart once every year
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wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S
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The power to bleed and die at the same time
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The power to revive yourself from the dead, but only when you're still alive.
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How do you create a pointless superpower? I can't find the "Write" button anywhere.
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nice
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PUSSY POWER
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That's a silly superpower. Give it to superman He needs to learn what pain feels like. Like you!
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the power to read
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The ability to shock people, but only shortly after you rub your feet on the carpet, and the longer you do, the more powerful the shock
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The power to teleport 1inch Everyday
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The power to have every disability at the same time. (Its always active)c
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If you had a friend who was a blood mage you could help them out a few days a month.
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The power to make your face stick in one position forever.
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The ability to ignite yourself only when that body part is in water
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The power to breathe on water but not on land.
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to teleport,but only to nuclear places
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Scumbag Vagina! Buy Scumbag Hat On Ebay! Item# 140882247286
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dont you mean a period?
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the power to type without looking but on on a tablet.
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The power to automatically taste the farts of everybody that walks by
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The power to say you have a power in a really babyish voice.
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Face palm
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ummmmm
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The power to make a force shield for 0.000000000000000001 seconds,but can only be used once a month
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The power to teleport peoples shit into my mouth when walking.
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...and still being alive!
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I have no idea why the hell I'm asking this but. HOW DO YOU EVEN POST?
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follow on instagram verite_parlee
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No offence to th person who made this but, I bet you wrote that because you do that yourself. LIVE WITH IT!
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The Power to pass your superpower onto others.
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The power tomake your dick go in a random mouth at will
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The power to be immune from getting sunburnt but only when your in the dark.
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The power to shoot 69 sticks of cinnamon out of your hand every month.
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I don't know how to post my own superpower so I'll post is here. To have the power to kill anyone, but only after they're dead.
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the power the walk on water while drowning
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The power to have acid spit p.s if you drool in your sleep.
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are girls super hero's?
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The power to be a human at any second
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The power to pick up skyscrapers, but not pick up things that you need to pick up.
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The power to die when you hear something.
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super power of not having any super powers
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HI
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the super power to make food turn into air
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I bet it's the "bloody" time of the month. Period. (get the pun?)
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It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.
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The power to fly if you're not waring titanium shoes
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how do i post a superpower
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The power to be able to contently shoot water from your finger when u don't need it
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good but the pointless just becomes a disability
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The power to turn into a Pokémon, but only if the Pokémon is a Level 100 Magikarp.
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the ability to to turn of 5 percent of your brain .
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The power to furiously carp your pants when your name is called
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how can i make my own pointless superpowers?
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The power to eat anything but food.
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I love This website
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To skip school with butter when you don't have it on a Sunday 😶
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The power to teleport anyone into a giant blender to blend them, but only when the person is unblendable or when the blender is very weak.
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THE POWER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
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all girls do that
The power to read comic books everyday 1 book per second
the power to fly 10x faster than the average human (10 x 0=0)
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How about 1s
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This is still useful but in a very slime chance will this be used.
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The power to turn into a wolf but at 25:pm

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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