Pointless Superpowers - Pointless Super Powers

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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how about being able to skip any ad but only 1 second before they are over
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the power to die every 1 second
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I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?
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Periods in a nutshell
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The power to walk!
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i have a new one:the power to see with your eyes closed.
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I wish I didn't have that superpower.
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the power to be pro at call of duty, but only in offline
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That's not a superpower you idiot, all girls do that, google what a period is.
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Also be a real bitch
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Well, given that this is tied into the fact that we are one of the only species on the planet that has a monthly reproductive cycle rather than a yearly one, which, in turn, gives us much greater lifestyle flexibility and has partially led to us being the dominant species on the the planet, yeah, PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME POWER.
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The power to fly in water
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The power to make your face stick in one position forever.
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UHHHHH.... That's CAlled A Period (girl stuffs)
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How do I post on this website?
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that's called slitting your wrists periodically
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The power to make cupcakes .1 percent faster.
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The power to think normally whilst in a lot of pain
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there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon
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The power to be able to be able to be invincible, but only if you are dead.
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The power to pop from your mouth
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the power to kill yourself anytime you step
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the power to create a door but only when you are sleeping
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the power to read
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its called having your period
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The power of perfect eye-hand coordination but only when you're not touching anything.
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...and still being alive!
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The power to shoot 69 sticks of cinnamon out of your hand every month.
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dont you mean a period?
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The power to turn into a wolf but at 25:pm
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how do you post your own?
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The power to breathe on water but not on land.
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follow on instagram verite_parlee
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The ability to ignite yourself only when that body part is in water
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The power of changing any money you want to use into monopoly money
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the power to spend hours staring at a computer screen looking for somthing to to when u could to something meaning other than wasting 15 seconds reading this sentence
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I love This website
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the power to fart once every year
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The power to fly above easily understand anything very easily, but not be able to remember it
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the power to die if your not near at least 20 flies
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the power to type without looking but on on a tablet.
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The power to poo from your mouth
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It would better that the smell of the sweat is feces
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The power to fly if you're not waring titanium shoes
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The power to explode and reappear 24/7 nonstop.
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The power to smell all farts anywhere in the multi-verse
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da powr to pitt onn otO corrct
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how do i post a superpower
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.
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The power to go through ANYTHING....yep even the ground :/
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the power to rearange the alphabet at will the way you see fit and add letters
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the ability to kill by looking at people. but only on your relatives
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The power to have exactly ten million dollars, but only when you would otherwise have more money than that.
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The power To die AND LOOK AT MY CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LG2dh8MamvYjZCsxiHaAQ
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The power to summon a crossword puzzle whenever you watch a spongbob episode
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The power to get fatter every day.
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i have that power...
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The power to die in a pit
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The ability to shock people, but only shortly after you rub your feet on the carpet, and the longer you do, the more powerful the shock
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How do you create a pointless superpower? I can't find the "Write" button anywhere.
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The power to make Pointless Superpowers.
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you would maby die so ya cool
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Scumbag Vagina! Buy Scumbag Hat On Ebay! Item# 140882247286
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wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S
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The power to read comic books everyday 1 book per second
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The power to revive yourself from the dead, but only when you're still alive.
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You mean a period?
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The power to be a human at any second
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The power to completely miss the joke!
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The Power to pass your superpower onto others.
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how can i write one?
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all girls do that
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The power to die when you hear something.
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How about 1s
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the ability to to turn of 5 percent of your brain .
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The power to pick up skyscrapers, but not pick up things that you need to pick up.
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I don't know how to post my own superpower so I'll post is here. To have the power to kill anyone, but only after they're dead.
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PUSSY POWER
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nice
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HI
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The power to make a force shield for 0.000000000000000001 seconds,but can only be used once a month
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The power to automatically taste the farts of everybody that walks by
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I have no idea why the hell I'm asking this but. HOW DO YOU EVEN POST?
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The power tomake your dick go in a random mouth at will
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le pouvoir de parler français
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how do u post super powers
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the power to be pointless
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The power to say you have a power in a really babyish voice.
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If you had a friend who was a blood mage you could help them out a few days a month.
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No offence to th person who made this but, I bet you wrote that because you do that yourself. LIVE WITH IT!
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The power to have acid spit p.s if you drool in your sleep.
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The power to bleed and die at the same time
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good but the pointless just becomes a disability
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ummmmm
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the super power to make food turn into air
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THE POWER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
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The power to teleport peoples shit into my mouth when walking.
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the power the walk on water while drowning
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Face palm
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The power to teleport anyone into a giant blender to blend them, but only when the person is unblendable or when the blender is very weak.
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the power to fly 10x faster than the average human (10 x 0=0)
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super power of not having any super powers
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I bet it's the "bloody" time of the month. Period. (get the pun?)
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That's a silly superpower. Give it to superman He needs to learn what pain feels like. Like you!
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This is still useful but in a very slime chance will this be used.
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are girls super hero's?
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to teleport,but only to nuclear places
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The power to eat anything but food.
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The power to be immune from getting sunburnt but only when your in the dark.
The power to play any game over and over and forget playing it, though you always have a mutual opinion on the game and you can only play "7 Grand Dad".
The power to teleport 1inch Everyday
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The power to have every disability at the same time. (Its always active)c
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The power to turn any conversation awkward.
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The power to spontaneously turn into a potato
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how can i make my own pointless superpowers?
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The power to turn into a Pokémon, but only if the Pokémon is a Level 100 Magikarp.
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The power to furiously carp your pants when your name is called

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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