i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die

the power to die every 1 second

I wish I didn't have that superpower.

Periods in a nutshell

I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?

i have a new one:the power to see with your eyes closed.

how about being able to skip any ad but only 1 second before they are over

The power to fly in water

the power to kill yourself anytime you step

The power to make cupcakes .1 percent faster.

the power to spend hours staring at a computer screen looking for somthing to to when u could to something meaning other than wasting 15 seconds reading this sentence

Well, given that this is tied into the fact that we are one of the only species on the planet that has a monthly reproductive cycle rather than a yearly one, which, in turn, gives us much greater lifestyle flexibility and has partially led to us being the dominant species on the the planet, yeah, PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME POWER.

The power of perfect eye-hand coordination but only when you're not touching anything.

UHHHHH.... That's CAlled A Period (girl stuffs)

The power to smell all farts anywhere in the multi-verse

the power to read

The power to poo from your mouth

How do I post on this website?

follow on instagram verite_parlee

Also be a real bitch

how do you post your own?

The power to breathe on water but not on land.

The ability to shock people, but only shortly after you rub your feet on the carpet, and the longer you do, the more powerful the shock

the power to create a door but only when you are sleeping

The power to be able to be able to be invincible, but only if you are dead.

The power to walk!

That's not a superpower you idiot, all girls do that, google what a period is.

that's called slitting your wrists periodically

The power to think normally whilst in a lot of pain

The power to get fatter every day.

...and still being alive!

there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon

The power to summon a crossword puzzle whenever you watch a spongbob episode

The power to pop from your mouth

It would better that the smell of the sweat is feces

The power to make Pointless Superpowers.

the power to be pro at call of duty, but only in offline

its called having your period

da powr to pitt onn otO corrct

You mean a period?

The ability to ignite yourself only when that body part is in water

the power to rearange the alphabet at will the way you see fit and add letters

Scumbag Vagina! Buy Scumbag Hat On Ebay! Item# 140882247286

The power to die in a pit

The power to make your face stick in one position forever.

The power To die AND LOOK AT MY CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LG2dh8MamvYjZCsxiHaAQ

The power to fly above easily understand anything very easily, but not be able to remember it

The Power to pass your superpower onto others.

I don't know how to post my own superpower so I'll post is here. To have the power to kill anyone, but only after they're dead.

the power to type without looking but on on a tablet.

The power to fly if you're not waring titanium shoes

I love This website

KILL IT WITH FIRE

The power of changing any money you want to use into monopoly money

The power to be a human at any second

the ability to kill by looking at people. but only on your relatives

The power to teleport peoples shit into my mouth when walking.

The power to read comic books everyday 1 book per second

The power to have exactly ten million dollars, but only when you would otherwise have more money than that.

the power to fart once every year

dont you mean a period?

you would maby die so ya cool

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how do i post a superpower

The power to go through ANYTHING....yep even the ground :/

The power to say you have a power in a really babyish voice.

how do u post super powers

The power to eat anything but food.

The power to completely miss the joke!

I bet it's the "bloody" time of the month. Period. (get the pun?)

The power tomake your dick go in a random mouth at will

the power to die if your not near at least 20 flies

The power to turn into a wolf but at 25:pm

The power to teleport anyone into a giant blender to blend them, but only when the person is unblendable or when the blender is very weak.

PUSSY POWER

If you had a friend who was a blood mage you could help them out a few days a month.

The power to make a force shield for 0.000000000000000001 seconds,but can only be used once a month

THE POWER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.

wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S

The power to bleed and die at the same time

How do you create a pointless superpower? I can't find the "Write" button anywhere.

The power to revive yourself from the dead, but only when you're still alive.

The power to automatically taste the farts of everybody that walks by

to teleport,but only to nuclear places

The power to die when you hear something.

That's a silly superpower. Give it to superman He needs to learn what pain feels like. Like you!

the power to be pointless

Face palm

The power to explode and reappear 24/7 nonstop.

The power to pick up skyscrapers, but not pick up things that you need to pick up.

The power to be immune from getting sunburnt but only when your in the dark.

The power to spontaneously turn into a potato

all girls do that

How about 1s

the power to fly 10x faster than the average human (10 x 0=0)

good but the pointless just becomes a disability

how can i write one?

i have that power...

the ability to to turn of 5 percent of your brain .

nice

The power to teleport 1inch Everyday

The power to shoot 69 sticks of cinnamon out of your hand every month.

The power to have every disability at the same time. (Its always active)c

I have no idea why the hell I'm asking this but. HOW DO YOU EVEN POST?

The power to have acid spit p.s if you drool in your sleep.

The power to play any game over and over and forget playing it, though you always have a mutual opinion on the game and you can only play "7 Grand Dad".

HI

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how can i make my own pointless superpowers?

are girls super hero's?

the power the walk on water while drowning

This is still useful but in a very slime chance will this be used.

No offence to th person who made this but, I bet you wrote that because you do that yourself. LIVE WITH IT!

super power of not having any super powers

le pouvoir de parler français

The power to be able to contently shoot water from your finger when u don't need it

The power to furiously carp your pants when your name is called

The power to turn into a Pokémon, but only if the Pokémon is a Level 100 Magikarp.

the super power to make food turn into air

The power to turn any conversation awkward.