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i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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le pouvoir de parler français
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I wish I didn't have that superpower.
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The power to think normally whilst in a lot of pain
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Well, given that this is tied into the fact that we are one of the only species on the planet that has a monthly reproductive cycle rather than a yearly one, which, in turn, gives us much greater lifestyle flexibility and has partially led to us being the dominant species on the the planet, yeah, PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME POWER.
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the power to die every 1 second
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the power to create a door but only when you are sleeping
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the power to die if your not near at least 20 flies
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UHHHHH.... That's CAlled A Period (girl stuffs)
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the power to kill yourself anytime you step
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how do you post your own?
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i have that power...
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Also be a real bitch
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The power to make cupcakes .1 percent faster.
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That's not a superpower you idiot, all girls do that, google what a period is.
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The power to be able to be able to be invincible, but only if you are dead.
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how about being able to skip any ad but only 1 second before they are over
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The power to make Pointless Superpowers.
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The power to smell all farts anywhere in the multi-verse
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The power to have exactly ten million dollars, but only when you would otherwise have more money than that.
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the power to rearange the alphabet at will the way you see fit and add letters
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How do I post on this website?
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The power to poo from your mouth
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Periods in a nutshell
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You mean a period?
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you would maby die so ya cool
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It would better that the smell of the sweat is feces
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the power to be pro at call of duty, but only in offline
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that's called slitting your wrists periodically
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The power to go through ANYTHING....yep even the ground :/
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I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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The power of perfect eye-hand coordination but only when you're not touching anything.
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The power of changing any money you want to use into monopoly money
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The power to fly above easily understand anything very easily, but not be able to remember it
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The power to summon a crossword puzzle whenever you watch a spongbob episode
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The power To die AND LOOK AT MY CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LG2dh8MamvYjZCsxiHaAQ
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The power to fly in water
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i have a new one:the power to see with your eyes closed.
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The power to spontaneously turn into a potato
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there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon
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how do u post super powers
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The power to walk!
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The power to completely miss the joke!
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the ability to kill by looking at people. but only on your relatives
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the power to be pointless
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The power to explode and reappear 24/7 nonstop.
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The power to get fatter every day.
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The power to have every disability at the same time. (Its always active)c
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how can i write one?
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the power to fart once every year
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the power to spend hours staring at a computer screen looking for somthing to to when u could to something meaning other than wasting 15 seconds reading this sentence
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The power to pop from your mouth
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That's a silly superpower. Give it to superman He needs to learn what pain feels like. Like you!
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da powr to pitt onn otO corrct
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wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S
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its called having your period
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nice
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Scumbag Vagina! Buy Scumbag Hat On Ebay! Item# 140882247286
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The ability to shock people, but only shortly after you rub your feet on the carpet, and the longer you do, the more powerful the shock
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The power to revive yourself from the dead, but only when you're still alive.
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PUSSY POWER
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the power to read
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dont you mean a period?
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How do you create a pointless superpower? I can't find the "Write" button anywhere.
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The power to teleport 1inch Everyday
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The power to make your face stick in one position forever.
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The power to teleport peoples shit into my mouth when walking.
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to teleport,but only to nuclear places
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If you had a friend who was a blood mage you could help them out a few days a month.
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The power to breathe on water but not on land.
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The power to bleed and die at the same time
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the power to type without looking but on on a tablet.
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No offence to th person who made this but, I bet you wrote that because you do that yourself. LIVE WITH IT!
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The ability to ignite yourself only when that body part is in water
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The power tomake your dick go in a random mouth at will
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ummmmm
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The power to say you have a power in a really babyish voice.
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Face palm
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I have no idea why the hell I'm asking this but. HOW DO YOU EVEN POST?
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...and still being alive!
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The power to be immune from getting sunburnt but only when your in the dark.
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The power to make a force shield for 0.000000000000000001 seconds,but can only be used once a month
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The power to automatically taste the farts of everybody that walks by
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The Power to pass your superpower onto others.
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The power to die when you hear something.
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HI
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I don't know how to post my own superpower so I'll post is here. To have the power to kill anyone, but only after they're dead.
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follow on instagram verite_parlee
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super power of not having any super powers
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the power the walk on water while drowning
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It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.
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The power to shoot 69 sticks of cinnamon out of your hand every month.
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The power to have acid spit p.s if you drool in your sleep.
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The power to be a human at any second
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the super power to make food turn into air
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are girls super hero's?
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I bet it's the "bloody" time of the month. Period. (get the pun?)
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The power to fly if you're not waring titanium shoes
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The power to furiously carp your pants when your name is called
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how do i post a superpower
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The power to be able to contently shoot water from your finger when u don't need it
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the power to fly 10x faster than the average human (10 x 0=0)
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The power to pick up skyscrapers, but not pick up things that you need to pick up.
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good but the pointless just becomes a disability
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The power to turn into a Pokémon, but only if the Pokémon is a Level 100 Magikarp.
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how can i make my own pointless superpowers?
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the ability to to turn of 5 percent of your brain .
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The power to read comic books everyday 1 book per second
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The power to eat anything but food.
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all girls do that
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THE POWER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
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To skip school with butter when you don't have it on a Sunday 😶
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The power to turn any conversation awkward.
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The power to turn into a wolf but at 25:pm
