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Are You A Zombie?

  • You wouldn't be effected by gravity

  • The power to sub to the aura guardian

  • if this power had like a delay you could wait for the world to move and you would be in a new place

  • ^ look at the kid above trying to look smart~ xDD haha such a fail

  • to the place infront of the fridge

  • the power of christ compels u

  • well, of you would be tought in school you would know that such manupulation creates pretty big explosions wich affects everything except the person doing it... so it's not at all pointles

  • the power to be immortal when you're in a maximum security prison

  • I can do that!

  • Wouldn't this leave you in outer space or where ever you were +- the direction and spin of the earth

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!