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Are You A Zombie?

  • You wouldn't be effected by gravity

  • if this power had like a delay you could wait for the world to move and you would be in a new place

  • Wouldn't this leave you in outer space or where ever you were +- the direction and spin of the earth

  • to the place infront of the fridge

  • ^ look at the kid above trying to look smart~ xDD haha such a fail

  • the power to be immortal when you're in a maximum security prison

  • Actually, it's called "phasing", and it can be extremely useful, as it makes you disappear for a split second, thus allowing you to, say, dodge bullets.

  • The power to sub to the aura guardian

  • You would telefrag yourself!

  • The power to get super strength on a full moon that's on an odd day that's on a leap year.

  • I can do that!

  • It's called "not moving".

  • the power of christ compels u

  • well, of you would be tought in school you would know that such manupulation creates pretty big explosions wich affects everything except the person doing it... so it's not at all pointles

  • if you have the reflexes, you can dodge a bullet with this. (following dota's manta style)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!