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Are You A Zombie?

  • You wouldn't be effected by gravity

  • if this power had like a delay you could wait for the world to move and you would be in a new place

  • ^ look at the kid above trying to look smart~ xDD haha such a fail

  • the power to be immortal when you're in a maximum security prison

  • The power to sub to the aura guardian

  • You would telefrag yourself!

  • Actually, it's called "phasing", and it can be extremely useful, as it makes you disappear for a split second, thus allowing you to, say, dodge bullets.

  • The power to get super strength on a full moon that's on an odd day that's on a leap year.

  • It's called "not moving".

  • Wouldn't this leave you in outer space or where ever you were +- the direction and spin of the earth

  • I can do that!

  • the power of christ compels u

  • THe PoWEr tO RaNDOmlY CapITAliZe AnyTHinG YoU tYpE.

  • to the place infront of the fridge

  • the abilties of super saiyan Galactus prime x1,000,000 with infinity gauntlet,the phoenix force, speed force and war world in avatar state stuck in a time loop of you twerking.

  • The power to see anyone's genitals but only after all there clothing is removed

  • well, of you would be tought in school you would know that such manupulation creates pretty big explosions wich affects everything except the person doing it... so it's not at all pointles

  • if you have the reflexes, you can dodge a bullet with this. (following dota's manta style)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!