the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!