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Are You A Zombie?

  • yes i aprove

  • if the sun is gone and you come back either in the middle of space and die, or just freeze to death

  • Thank you thank you everyone :D

  • What if everyone already has this power?

  • The sun is a spawnkiller!

  • lol, so you die, and come back in the center of the sun, whitch means you'll die again and come back in the center of the sun again. Awesome.

  • The sun = spawn kill every second

  • Being able to switch bodies with anyone, but only if it's they're one second from dying.

  • THE ABILITY TO FLY once every 7 leap years, but you also lose a finger every time you do it

  • The power to be super strong but only if you grow old and miserable.

  • The power to speak with animals but only when your talking to people

  • *gets shot and dies* hey im OH MY GAWD!!! *obliterates* Im ba- FUUUUUUUCK! *obliterates* Please just let me die AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *obliterates* you know im actually getting used to it... OW! *obliterates* XD

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!