The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    yes i aprove

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    Thank you thank you everyone :D

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    if the sun is gone and you come back either in the middle of space and die, or just freeze to death

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    The sun is a spawnkiller!

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    lol, so you die, and come back in the center of the sun, whitch means you'll die again and come back in the center of the sun again. Awesome.

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    What if everyone already has this power?

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    *gets shot and dies* hey im OH MY GAWD!!! *obliterates* Im ba- FUUUUUUUCK! *obliterates* Please just let me die AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *obliterates* you know im actually getting used to it... OW! *obliterates* XD

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    The sun = spawn kill every second

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    Being able to switch bodies with anyone, but only if it's they're one second from dying.

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    THE ABILITY TO FLY once every 7 leap years, but you also lose a finger every time you do it

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    The power to be super strong but only if you grow old and miserable.

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    The power to speak with animals but only when your talking to people

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