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Are You A Zombie?

  • Time flies when you're having fun so.. jerk off and you'll be in the next galaxy unless you have a vagina, are premature, or you shoot blanks.

  • you realize that means you could go back in time thus not being useless

  • that means you can go back in time

  • So useless and stu*ZIP*uts dna sselesu os*ZOOP*So useless and... what just happened?

  • The power to have a nose as good as a dogs but only when someone farts

  • lol

  • The flash has done this, and its apparently as fast as teleportation.

  • you can go very fast then you can go though time

  • the power to go back through time but only of you do the same things as before

  • You mean move into the future with the speed of time. By what you said, you could go back.

  • you wouldnt go back in time you would stay in the same place

  • HOLY F**K I HAVE SUPER POWERS!

  • the power to never be late for anything that takes place at 2:00 at night if you drive your car backwards

  • - using time travel facebags... I see your referencing good sir...

  • The power to be immune to anything, but only on fridays at 5 o clock with a full moon

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!