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Are You A Zombie?

  • or if you're the doctor and the angels are after you.

  • Damn you beat me too it V

  • The ability to not be burned, but only after you've been burned for that long

  • The power to talk to the dead, but only if you die first.

  • The power to see every Pokemon as missingno's in a Pokemon game

  • The power to drink bleach

  • The power to morph into yourself only 100 years older

  • wont lose sight of the leprechaun that way

  • this is not pointless. it would only be pointless if it was both ways: e.g u can see through ur eyelids but others can too. that wud make u look like if ur eyes r always open

  • The power to make 30 pipe cleaners apppear, but olnly when you have 50 pipe cleaners in your hand.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!