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Are You A Zombie?

  • or if you're the doctor and the angels are after you.

  • The ability to not be burned, but only after you've been burned for that long

  • Damn you beat me too it V

  • this is not pointless. it would only be pointless if it was both ways: e.g u can see through ur eyelids but others can too. that wud make u look like if ur eyes r always open

  • they are supose to be useless, this could help when your gf is changing and tells you to close you eyes

  • The power to talk to the dead, but only if you die first.

  • i think anyone who's met SCP-173 will say otherwise

  • wont lose sight of the leprechaun that way

  • That would be useful in doctor who with angels

  • The power to see every Pokemon as missingno's in a Pokemon game

  • The power to make 30 pipe cleaners apppear, but olnly when you have 50 pipe cleaners in your hand.

  • The power to morph into yourself only 100 years older

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!