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Are You A Zombie?

  • or if you're the doctor and the angels are after you.

  • The ability to not be burned, but only after you've been burned for that long

  • they are supose to be useless, this could help when your gf is changing and tells you to close you eyes

  • Damn you beat me too it V

  • this is not pointless. it would only be pointless if it was both ways: e.g u can see through ur eyelids but others can too. that wud make u look like if ur eyes r always open

  • The power to talk to the dead, but only if you die first.

  • wont lose sight of the leprechaun that way

  • The power to morph into yourself only 100 years older

  • That would be useful in doctor who with angels

  • if it works while your eyes are just shut then I would use it to spy on people while pretending to be alseep

  • i think anyone who's met SCP-173 will say otherwise

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!