The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to think with your mind only

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!