the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to write pointless power.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to see through glass

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to count to potato

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to eat three times a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!