The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to see through my eye lids

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to die when you get old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!