The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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the power to create a meme

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!