The ability to be raped.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!