The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to jump face first

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to be half invisible

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!