The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to live until you die

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!