THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have a V8

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power drown in water

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have a power

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to do nothing

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!