the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to become powerless

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to die

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!