The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Retractable teeth

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to die at will

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!