the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to waste money

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to be forever alone

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!