The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to turn apples into pears

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!