The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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i want my mum

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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Power to spread farts faster

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!