The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!