The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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The power to juggle cacti

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to see the past.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to die when you die

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!