http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!