The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the ability to see through air

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!